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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 5:30:28 GMT -5
It was a rather normal day at Junes' entrance. People coming in and out with happy customers and that kind of sort as a blonde teen came in with his headphones in, listening to his favorite song that he couldn't help but sing to it.
"You want to know what's up? Here's the deal, The truth be told I'm about to keep the real! First of all, BLOW! I'm all in your mouth! I don't like none of y'all how you like me now?!" he sang, rather loudly for the others to hear, but he didn't notice nor did he care as he made his way up to the upper floor, "I've had up to here with y'all! The happy go lucky, Little Jimmy and all!" he continued to sing in English so of course he expected no one else to understand, in fact he didn't understand most of the song anyway.
Upon reaching the top of the stairs, he was getting to the last part of the song and he got so into it, without know he threw his finger out pointing in front of him shouting, "You suck!" it would take a few seconds that he was pointing to...
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 5:41:30 GMT -5
It was yet another busy day for Yosuke; he had been working at Junes most of the day thus far before his shift finally ended and he had met up with Kou, who he had made plans with earlier in the day.
The two teens were walking through Junes when they heard someone singing quite loudly from downstairs. "Well, someone's definitely having fun." Kou remarked as the two continue along their merry journey towards the food court when, suddenly, a blonde teen appeared at the top of the stairs, pointing at Yosuke and informing him that he sucked.
The two teens stood for a moment, slightly surprised before Yosuke suddenly pointed back at the blonde. "Yeah, well, you suck too, pal."
"Oh, snappy comeback." Kou said rolling his eyes at Yosuke.
"Shut up, Kou." Yosuke hissed back, still pointing at the blonde.
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 5:48:09 GMT -5
Shinya opened his eyes as he heard someone retort that he in fact sucked. Looking at his finger and realizing what he did, he figured that was well deserved, but... "I suck? No no Little Jimmy, You suck!" Shinya shouted and pointed back to the teen he's offended, since he's always singing the same song, he wanted to see if he could act like it's singer and pretty troll this guy to watch his reaction.
Shinya wasn't the to step on toes, but he figured if it was all for harmless fun, he could explain later if there was no harm. That and he didn't want to apologize for acting like an idiot, so he figured if he can play it off he wouldn't need to do it.
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 5:58:05 GMT -5
Yosuke was stunned into silence for a moment by the blonde teen's retort. Now would have been the time for a witty retort, sadly, Yosuke was the one doing the retorting. "Hey, my name's not Jimmy! And I'm not little either! So... Therefore you suck!"
Kou chuckled to himself as he watched the two teens shouting that they suck back and forth at each other. Clearly he was watching an epic battle of wits. Therefore he felt completely justified in taking out his mobile phone and recording the epic duel.
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 6:04:56 GMT -5
Shinya flinched, he wasn't expecting such a strong comeback as he racked his brain for another shot at the opposing teen's intellect. "Uh....Well...you see...." Shinya said as his eyes shifted back and forward trying to think of something crafty to say, "Your headphones are orange! You suck!" Shinya shouted back, his face inwardly faulting at the witty comeback, there's no way this guy can recover from that.
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 6:11:17 GMT -5
Yosuke began sweating, the force of the opposing teen's comeback almost physically hurting as he searched his brain for a worthy comeback of his own. "Gah, well, that's a maybe. But! Your headphones aren't orange, so, that means you suck!" Yosuke shouted back, silently impressed with himself for his faultless retort.
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 6:19:20 GMT -5
Shinya's jerked back as he pulled his headphones out, Little Jimmy was right! They weren't orange! In fact they weren't as large as Little Jimmy's as well. How could he make such a careless mistake, maybe he did suck...no! Shinya didn't suck! Little Jimmy sucks, and he knows of one more counter attack he can create!
If he couldn't beat him with quality, he could beat him in quantity! "Well...You're hair's a mess, You suck. You're breath smells, You suck. And to top it off, you're a little jimmy, Little Jimmy! You suck!" Shinya shouted back as he threw his arms up in the air, thinking that he's won after that massive strike.
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 6:30:15 GMT -5
Yosuke reeled back from the force of Shinya's powerful comeback. How could he possibly pull it back now? His lacking hair style and odorous breath had been brought into the equation. What counter was there for that? Could Yosuke honestly be the one who sucked? No. That can't be right, dammit! Yosuke had to turn this around, and he knew just how to do it...
"Not bad, not bad... But you've forgotten something..." Yosuke said pointing into the air before pulling his arm down and pointing at Shinya. "You are slightly shorter than me and you have something stuck in your teeth! Therefore, you suck!"
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 6:33:54 GMT -5
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Shinya screamed as he grabbed his head as the sound of shattering glass echoed. It was true! he was shorter than Little Jimmy! And he would wipe his teeth to see that there was something in his teeth! "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! he screamed to the ceiling before collapsing to his knees.
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 6:40:00 GMT -5
Yosuke triumphantly placed his hands on his hips as he looked up towards the sky and nodded to himself. Content with his victory. Truly it had been a mighty battle.
"You're both idiots." Kou said casually as he put his phone away. "Looks like you both suck if you ask me."
Yosuke could barely believe his ears, already weakened from his battle with Shinya he was unable to compete with Kou's harsh words. His leg shook slightly before he dropped down to his knees and then to his hands as well. It was true... They both sucked!
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 6:44:21 GMT -5
Shinya was down and out and yet he was kicked while he was down. Truly dirty as Shinya's eyes went white from the last attack as he fell on to his hands as he inwardly sobbed. He did suck. There was no recovering from this, to be beat so cleanly and then struck while he was down, Shinya was never going to be the same again...
"Well that settles that!" Shinya quickly said as he shot to his feet and clapped his hands as he went over to Yosuke, "What's your name buddy?" he asked as he extended his hand to help up Yosuke.
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 6:48:45 GMT -5
Yosuke was wallowing in his defeat before Shinya appeared and offered his hand to him, snapping him from his defeat induced trance. "Yosuke, Yosuke Hamaura." He said taking Shinya's hand and quickly getting to his feet. "What's yours, pal?"
Kou raised an eyebrow at the scene before him. What were the two idiots going to do now?
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 6:59:39 GMT -5
"Hanamura? Hanamura...you're that exchange student we got a while back right? Came from the city? Anyway, I'm Shinya, Munakata Shinya. Nice to meet you bro." Shinya said as pulled up Yosuke, "I won't have to call you Little Jimmy anymore."
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Post by Yosuke/Kou on Nov 15, 2011 18:37:57 GMT -5
"Yeah, that's me. My dad got assigned to manage the Junes here so my family moved out here. And it's nice to meet you too." Yosuke said dusting himself off.
"And I'm Kou Ichijo." Kou said, not one to be left out of the introduction period.
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Post by Takashima/Munakata on Nov 15, 2011 21:40:41 GMT -5
"Nice to meet both of you." Shinya said as he dusted off his knees and hands. It took him awhile to realize the other guy was, "Ichijo? Ichijo Kou? From the basketball club? Never expected to run into you two here in a place like this." Shinya expressed himself, running into the Junes' manager's son and the rather popular Ichijo Kou.
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